[Be treated to a naked, pale, wiry body flailing and trying to cover itself before it trips on the blankets and falls over.]
watches and tries and fails to stifle a laugh
Connor, we really need to work on your balance and dexterity. That's a good ass though.
[And it's a good view too, the phone tilting a bit to show him face down on the floor.]
Just let me die of mortification in peace.
[and he can feel his entire body turning red at her laughter.]
raises an appreciative eyebrow at the positioning
Don't die. How will I ever listen to you come with my name on your lips again if you die? Also you're really very cute when you blush.
You weren't supposed to hear at all.
[Rolls over, not knowing she can now see the half-erection he's sporting.]
I'm so, so sorry.
sees exactly everything he was trying to hide and swallows down an urge to find him and see if she can get any other noises out of him
What the hell are you apologising for? For thinking about me like that? Because if that's the case you can just quit it right now.
[scrubs his hands across his face]
I am pretty sure I'll never be able to face you again.
Well you're facing me pretty well right now so I don't see what's going to change apart from I've now seen you naked.
Wait, what?! Ah!
[zoom, the phone got smacked across the room]
laughs and shouts to be heard Awww Connor! Spoilsport!
You're the worst!!!
Yeah but you know that and you still jerked off to me so I'd say we're pretty much even!
[just lots of groaning and you can hear him curling up in mortification.]
I'd say you were trying to make me feel better.
snorts loudly
When have you ever known me to do that?
You do. You try and act like you're not kind and considerate but you are.
I'm holding on to that info for blackmail.
Everyone believes me about stuff though. I've been told I have a sincere face.
grumbles a little bit
You're not allowed to use your innocence against me. That's cheating. Anyway they'd probably believe that I was taking advantage of you rather than me being kind and caring, when really I'm the one getting dirty calls in the middle of the afternoon.
THIS WAS AN ACCIDENT!
Why would I lie about that? I want to die I'm so embarrassed.
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-18 10:04 pm (UTC)[Be treated to a naked, pale, wiry body flailing and trying to cover itself before it trips on the blankets and falls over.]
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-18 10:07 pm (UTC)watches and tries and fails to stifle a laugh
Connor, we really need to work on your balance and dexterity. That's a good ass though.
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-18 10:37 pm (UTC)[And it's a good view too, the phone tilting a bit to show him face down on the floor.]
Just let me die of mortification in peace.
[and he can feel his entire body turning red at her laughter.]
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-19 09:02 am (UTC)raises an appreciative eyebrow at the positioning
Don't die. How will I ever listen to you come with my name on your lips again if you die? Also you're really very cute when you blush.
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-19 04:32 pm (UTC)You weren't supposed to hear at all.
[Rolls over, not knowing she can now see the half-erection he's sporting.]
I'm so, so sorry.
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-19 04:53 pm (UTC)sees exactly everything he was trying to hide and swallows down an urge to find him and see if she can get any other noises out of him
What the hell are you apologising for? For thinking about me like that? Because if that's the case you can just quit it right now.
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-19 05:49 pm (UTC)[scrubs his hands across his face]
I am pretty sure I'll never be able to face you again.
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-19 05:52 pm (UTC)Well you're facing me pretty well right now so I don't see what's going to change apart from I've now seen you naked.
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-19 06:03 pm (UTC)Wait, what?! Ah!
[zoom, the phone got smacked across the room]
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-19 06:06 pm (UTC)laughs and shouts to be heard Awww Connor! Spoilsport!
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-19 06:26 pm (UTC)You're the worst!!!
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-19 06:41 pm (UTC)Yeah but you know that and you still jerked off to me so I'd say we're pretty much even!
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-19 06:52 pm (UTC)[just lots of groaning and you can hear him curling up in mortification.]
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-19 07:19 pm (UTC)Would it make it better or worse if I tell you I have you in my spank bank too?
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-19 07:48 pm (UTC)I'd say you were trying to make me feel better.
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-19 07:55 pm (UTC)snorts loudly
When have you ever known me to do that?
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-19 07:59 pm (UTC)You do. You try and act like you're not kind and considerate but you are.
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-19 08:02 pm (UTC)You take that back, asshole.
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-19 09:42 pm (UTC)I'm holding on to that info for blackmail.
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-19 09:46 pm (UTC)Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-19 09:49 pm (UTC)Everyone believes me about stuff though. I've been told I have a sincere face.
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-19 09:53 pm (UTC)grumbles a little bit
You're not allowed to use your innocence against me. That's cheating. Anyway they'd probably believe that I was taking advantage of you rather than me being kind and caring, when really I'm the one getting dirty calls in the middle of the afternoon.
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-19 11:10 pm (UTC)THIS WAS AN ACCIDENT!
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-20 10:52 am (UTC)Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-20 11:31 am (UTC)Why would I lie about that? I want to die I'm so embarrassed.
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