You realize you're way, way better than me, right?
You help people and look after them. You're also way hotter.
Please don't remind me.
Okay, yes. I mean... yes, I'd really like to go on a date with you.
grins and unconsciously makes a happy rumbling noise
Okay then. We'll do that.
waits a beat
So can I see you naked some more?
Uh, sure...
picks up the phone and shows from his calf on down
laughs loudly and shakes her head
You're an ass.
You didn't specify!
lifts up the phone, flashing her his cock on the way up to her face, which is bright red
Happy?
Shut up
just turns more red
I could hang up!
grumbles
Yeah, probably.
...
So you're really not upset that I... you know.
R-really?
I mean... No. But kind of yes?
there's flailing as the phone flies out of his hands again
What?!
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-20 08:04 pm (UTC)You realize you're way, way better than me, right?
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-20 08:13 pm (UTC)Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-20 08:44 pm (UTC)You help people and look after them. You're also way hotter.
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-20 09:03 pm (UTC)Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-20 09:16 pm (UTC)Please don't remind me.
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-20 09:24 pm (UTC)Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-20 09:36 pm (UTC)Okay, yes. I mean... yes, I'd really like to go on a date with you.
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-20 09:42 pm (UTC)grins and unconsciously makes a happy rumbling noise
Okay then. We'll do that.
waits a beat
So can I see you naked some more?
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-20 10:01 pm (UTC)Uh, sure...
picks up the phone and shows from his calf on down
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-20 10:06 pm (UTC)laughs loudly and shakes her head
You're an ass.
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-21 01:20 pm (UTC)You didn't specify!
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-21 01:54 pm (UTC)Just...show me your face and then you can go hide in shame if you want.
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-21 02:13 pm (UTC)lifts up the phone, flashing her his cock on the way up to her face, which is bright red
Happy?
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-21 02:24 pm (UTC)Yes. Ver-...wow you're really crimson. That's adorable.
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-21 02:47 pm (UTC)Shut up
just turns more red
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-21 04:04 pm (UTC)Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-21 04:32 pm (UTC)I could hang up!
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-21 04:40 pm (UTC)You could, but I think you would have done that by now if you were going to.
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-21 04:45 pm (UTC)grumbles
Yeah, probably.
...
So you're really not upset that I... you know.
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-21 04:52 pm (UTC)Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-21 05:08 pm (UTC)R-really?
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-21 05:12 pm (UTC)Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-21 05:31 pm (UTC)I mean... No. But kind of yes?
Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-21 05:37 pm (UTC)Re: Accidental Voice Call
Date: 2016-10-21 06:39 pm (UTC)there's flailing as the phone flies out of his hands again
What?!
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